Game warden was cruising along and noticed duck fall outa the air in a flooded field. To his disbelief it happened again...no gunshot sound??? He pulled over trudged out to the blind and discovered a man/ wife in it. He asked how the world they were dropping the ducks. The old man said we UGLY them to death. About that time a mallYard drake came over and sure enough the guy turned and looked up and grimiest at the duck and it crumpled! GW was astonished.
He asked I see that one makes a limit for you....What about the wife? Oh she doesn’t shoot officer. She TEARS em up too much. That is sure enough UGLY!!!!!
Youse guys ain’t pronouncing it right....You-gly